Upprunalegi textinn hans Freddy Mercury við Bohemian Rhapsody

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.

MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED

TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME

FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O

I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW
BEELZABUB HAS A DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK.